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British Culture

The British culture is a very defined very old culture. The main point to British culture is that they hate everybody and beyond all reasonable doubt they hate the Americans more than anyone else bar the French. The British utterly hate the Americans and mabey 1% of the population might actually like America.
Religion is not very big in Britain and mabey about 10% of the population are actually religious or actually belive in some sort of god.
Britain is well known for drinking heavily at young ages, having sex from about the age of 12-16 and kicking the crap out of each other pretty much daily. Fighting is a greatly loved sport in the country and 75% of the population love to participate.
Things you should not do in Britain. If you have an American accent do not talk. This will likely get you into a fight. No not use the peace sign due to it being remarked as higly offensive.
Also absolutly never say soccer. This will most likley get your murdered, shot, tortured and many other imaginable things.
Football is the greatest loved sport in Britain with Cricket, Rugby, Gold and mabey Tennis.
Most people in Britain grow up with an ambition to claim bennifits, become a hair dresser or a car mechanic.
American: Hey guys you watching the soccer?
English friend: Dude no.
Conclusion: The American has now been stabbed 12 times in the eye.
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American: Hey guys whats your british culture like?
Brits: Fuck off before i merc you.
by eXorious May 17, 2007
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british bulldog

tucking the penis & scrotum between the legs and walking toward someone backwards, like a real bulldog.
I showed my new bride the british bulldog on our honeymoon!
by Younger January 13, 2008
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british empire

The sun has set on it. Forever. Hallelujah.
Get over it, you scummy imperialist limey pigs.
by Piss on Nelson's Column! March 15, 2005
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british beef

what is left in the seat by a jaguar owner after a corvette passes him
oh no i left some british beef in my jag seat after that corvette beat me
by neon41 May 6, 2006
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British edit

An edited or censored version of either a song, tv show, movie, etc. that keeps in the word 'shit'. Doesn't have to be something from the UK in order to be a British edit.
Dude, I got this edited version of Thug 4 Life for my girl's kid, but turns out it's a British edit. She's mad ripped.
by Definer Things October 21, 2009
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British-Conor

A ganja hippie from across the pond (or somewhere other than America) who has a car as dirty as his mind, and rarely indulges in a shower. Often unreliable, but has a good heart.
Man, all Steve does is cut class and rip bowls in his car. He's such a British-Conor!
by ManionCanyon February 27, 2011
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British Pipe Cleaner

A women waxes a british guy's cock with her vagina; a dirty one with fungus.
Damn, might I say that girl can give a heck of a British Pipe Cleaner
by Rhett Patre March 14, 2011
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