Pigs in a blanket 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.

I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.

Pigs in a blanket by Vergalicious February 19, 2008

Pig in the blanket

When you rip out a girls tongue, wrap it around your dick and start jerking off.

Her tonge was so long I had to get a pig in the blanket out of it.

Pig in the blanket by the atrain July 9, 2009

Wet blanket 

Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.

God I fucking hat that guy Tom Stretch. Who? Oh, you must mean Wet Blanket.

Wet blanket by fartboxtonguepunch February 24, 2015

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

midnight blanket party 

This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.

My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.

midnight blanket party by Shitee Jackson November 16, 2007

pigs in a blanket 

This term is used when a man has sex with a woman's breasts. Also known as titty f*@k.

The man gave the woman pigs in a blanket when he put his penis in her breasts.

pigs in a blanket by D.Roberts April 21, 2006

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

cumfort blanket by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010