Awkward Uncle

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

by bms47 August 21, 2008

awkward

when a crossdressing lesbian goes down on a crossdressing gay

lesbian- whoa thats not a vagina..
gay- whoa you have no penis..

...awkward...

by lord kira July 8, 2011

awkward snowman

When you are in an awkward moment, make your hands into fists and put them under your chin on top of each other to make an awkward snowman.

There was an un-explainable awkward silence between me and Craig, so I broke the ice by doing an awkward snowman.

by michyy June 19, 2007

Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

by thumpturtle March 16, 2011

Thats Awkward

The words that come out of a shy persons mouth after they say a word incorrectly. Or in a awkward situation

Kacey:im broke as fuck Cole:Thats Awkward

by ColeAkaColton July 21, 2018

awkward dolphin

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.

If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.

by M_grigg November 21, 2007

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008