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Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.
I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.
by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022
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Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto
by smarttard December 22, 2023
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auto correct

While texting, either a friendly little thing or the bane of your existence.
My friend thought I was a telemarketer when I texted him. I told him I was a telemarketer, except auto correct changed my message . I ended up texting him, "Wait, no, I'm not a tellytubby."
by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016
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Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.
When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.
by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020
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auto-create

We were out of time, so Jane auto-created this video from the picture collage
by Provis February 12, 2020
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The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.
Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.
by Rancorrage June 9, 2022
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