Alleydicking

A "quickie" by definition. Although it's a special term used by hookers and their clients.

Dude1: "man, I need sex."

Dude2: "there's a cockeyed hooker in the alley behind my house. Why don't you give her a good ol' alleydicking?"

Dude1: "rad! Don't worry, I'll be back in time to finish our game of Chess"

by Dekrepit90 July 3, 2014

alley trash

When you're drunk or high on drugs and horny and cruising the alleys for a sexual partner.

I'm high and horny and heading out to find some alley trash.

by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015

alleysack

Brown paper bag you conceal alcohol with!

A bum drinks from an alleysack

by Jonnd1234 December 16, 2016

Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.

"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.

by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017

Alley oops

When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!

John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!

by Whistlethat May 21, 2017

alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

Alley Whore

Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...

Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.

An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.

Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.

Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."

by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018