Alternafrump

A woman or girl who aspires to dress, act, and think "hip", but ultimately comes off as being plain and frumpy.

I went to this hipster bar in SouthEast that was crowded with alternafrumps.

by jack saturday July 27, 2016

Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

Alternalying

An different definition of the truth, that is actually false. Falsehood

The President's Press Secretary said the crowds at the inauguration were larger than you see in the pictures. He was alternalying.

by Balcony Bob January 24, 2017

Alternative respect

Something other than admiration;Disdain;Skepticism

I have alternative respect for our new president.

by 2Dana January 25, 2017

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

alternative expert

An expert in producing alternative news, also called "fake news"

-Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant othe

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a word

by mtn boy terms April 12, 2017