3 definitions by jack saturday

1
A woman or girl who aspires to dress, act, and think "hip", but ultimately comes off as being plain and frumpy.
I went to this hipster bar in SouthEast that was crowded with alternafrumps.
by jack saturday March 14, 2016
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2
Someone who uses plastic surger and/or botox in excess.
I went to the country club in the Hills....Rejuvenazi Central!
by jack saturday March 14, 2016
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3
Any male person that is your senior, be it family or friend, who has a hard time figuring out adult life processes, and spends most of the time on some sort of substance ie alcohol, cannabis.
I can't meet you up, i've got to give my drunkle a ride to the post office.
by jack saturday March 14, 2016
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