alert

1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).

2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"

2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"

by therealanbari June 2, 2016

Red Alert

Old school DJ

Red Alert is one of the dope old school cats

by AC January 31, 2004

Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

aser

A Queen Bitch. Someone who doesn't take any guff from anyone, and lets you know exactly how they feel about you.

Hey Joe, my wife is a real aser sometimes.

by Xopos March 17, 2017

Ascertainment

To settle a matter, to render it certain and free of doubt.

Person A: I ascertain that yo' momma so fat, she said the ABCs and caused the Great Vowel Shift.

Person B: Wow, certainly and without a doubt that my momma is very fat. Quite the bold Ascertainment.

by Marioni Stonioni December 3, 2018

Asber

Best human being on earth. Sexy, straight and lovable. 22 years old and happy.

“Asber is so hot”

by Asber is goat October 15, 2020

Spoiler Alert

Someone is going to die.

43 Impact, 25 Range, 46 Stability, 15 rounds in the magazine, 360 RPM, 56 Reload, and 68 Handling

A solid gun... if you're not planning on surviving your next firefight.

Spoiler Alert: Someone is going to die.
Rip Cayde-6

by Dizastermaster January 1, 2019