tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 07, 2012

Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 09, 2019

fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.

"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"

by Sapphire05 February 02, 2023

Victory Fap

Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.

Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.

by HotDeuceUniversity September 02, 2016

fap music

1. Music that you listen to while masturbating.
2. Good music.

I'm feeling horny, put on some fap music!

by MagyarGoblin February 20, 2023

Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).

My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.

by Warzawr May 06, 2014

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013