Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Derek

An adorable, sweet, fun loving yellow feller. Corkiest guy in the room and he won’t let you forget about it. Derek comes from the Greek work Theodric. Don’t get on his bad side or he will bust out.. in tears!

OMG Derek you’re so yellow!

Wow Derek you’re really glowing today.

by .Derek. November 23, 2021

Derek Whittingham

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It's Derek Whittingham!!!!

FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME!

by The Energy Knight April 16, 2011

Derek Parra

Derek Parra is the most hilarious, handsome, and all-around amazing person around. When you meet Derek, you can’t help but love him and want to be his friend. He’s SUPER smart and the most desirable businessman to ever exist. When you have a problem, he has the solution for it. He also knows everything there is to know, even when he doesn’t. Nobody has ever met a better person than him. We love Derek Parra.

“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah, that’s Derek Parra. His girlfriend Maitland sure is a lucky girl.”

by Licagirly November 23, 2021

derek boy

A Derek that is a boy is nice and funny. Is also such a Derek

"Do you know the nice person named derek boy?"

by Darake July 13, 2017

Derek

A leprechaun with an idly big ass yet not too big. Is not a threat to your girl but is to your boy. Will do anything for his pot of gold.

Derek killed a man.

by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021

Derek

Derek’s can be the sweetest people u can find. They care about u so much. But they’re also clingy and two faced. Dating a Derek is great until u two break up because they might bad mouth u. Derek’s are interesting and independent people. Derek’s are quick on their feet and will always pay attention to you

Person 1: My new boyfriends name is Derek!
Person 2: wow I’m so happy for you I hope u guys get along well!

by anonymous November 22, 2021