dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level
Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin
by Hsjajsnsb August 14, 2017
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Z4QQQ Batman Symbol

A wheel of fortune guess for absolute idiots.
Uh let’s see, I’ll take a Z4QQQ Batman Symbol for my guess.”
by CoolioRaviolio April 16, 2023
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai May 10, 2012
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Batmaned

When a clearly stronger person lets a clearly weaker person think that they can defeat them to prevent there egos from being hurt.
I'm such a nice guy I batmaned that nerd so he could get a girl.
by ChelsealisaPeace February 22, 2016
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Batman - Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.
by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025
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batmaning

the state of goffing around without doing anything useful.
he is batmaning all day long without doing anything useful.
by Bodigad May 08, 2024
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Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.
He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable
by Bodigad March 31, 2024
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