3/4 chub

a halfway boner.

damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

3-3-7

Similar to "talk to the hand".

Comes to us from voicemail systems. If you're listening to a long message that you don't care about, you hit 3-3 to fast forward to the end and "7" to delete. So to "3-3-7" someone is to basically ignore what the person is saying.

John wanted to have a long discussion with me about the benefits of vinyl windows vs. wood windows, but I gave him the 3-3-7.

by Sev Z. November 28, 2007

3 hours

how long we have been sitting here writing urban dictionary definitions

Oh god....its been 3 hours

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

3-1 lead

This means absolutely nothing. Especially when you play the Cavs.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

by Mark the guy November 29, 2016

3 Hole Wonder

The 7 wonders of the World. Seven of the most beautiful places on earth.

A Woman has three glorious holes... Use your mind.

"Thanks for last night... You're a 3 hole Wonder"

by The Late Travis Alexander April 2, 2012

3 M&Ms

To be very close to being so fat that you can\'t get through yor doorway anymore.

Wow! She\'s 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!

by skeetthehunter April 26, 2005