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Feeding Time 

A state of being that happens when you've been hungry for too long and you come out the other side wanting to punch people. You're more than hungry; you're personally offended by everything that is happening around you that doesn't directly result in you having food in your mouth.
I went into Feeding Time during class and I accidentally yelled at my teacher.
Feeding Time by STOP!fattytime April 21, 2011

Russian Time-Bomb 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.

butt time 

The amount of time a person spends sitting in an average day.
Hey, I'm sure that guy's butt time is at least six hours.
butt time by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

night time

a substance released into the very molecules of oxygen you breathe when the sun goes down and the moon rises. this substance has been classified by the scientific community as a drug. it's dank as fuck too lol
people generally experience this dank ass drug late at night when they're trying to pull an all-nighter. however, it isn't the body's reaction to being tired. it's a drug.
this drug will involuntarily get into your system. it doesn't need some dumbass highschool drop out to sell it to you. mother nature sells it to you.
you're gonna get real high on this thing my guy.
3:00 AM during an all-nighter

Sally: yo im feeling kinda woozy rn squad
Ratcheta (black gurl): ya fam dat be night time, you be as high as a kite
Sally: oh shit ok cool

Keith Stalker Time 

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

Three digit on-time

Getting in to work any time before 10:00 AM, less than an hour lart if you officially start work at 9. This gets the name from the number of digits in the time.
I don't know why my manager gave me that look when I came in. I was three digit on-time this morning!
Three digit on-time by HoppyC April 29, 2011