Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 07, 2022
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Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
by Gordon bombay613 June 02, 2011
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dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up
"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"
by Wiggatronius October 31, 2013
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Life Be Lifeing

A lot of days of your life is not ordinary. Offered full of difficult tasks and very strange occurrences that don’t happen to people normally!!!
Today after I finish running errands my cars was running fine, I fulled up my car with gas drive around the corner my check engine light came on. I got on the highway and my tire went flat.

Damn my life be Lifeing all the time and I’m to tired to deal with it!!!!
by She’s Cheetahry January 15, 2023
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Fortune Fast Life

Trust,Honor, Strength,Wisdom, Empowered,& Freedom are just a few words to represent the logo and clothing line as it is today.The name Fortune Fast Life was founded in 2013 By American Rapper Nascar RD which later became a clothing brand in March 2019.Still using his stage name NASCAR RD (DeManuel R.)created the brand to mirror a face paced lifestyle living state to state & overcoming obstacles along the way.The brand managed to make a name for itself with its organic style and originality.The dice on the logo doesn’t necessarily mean to gamble but in life to take chances and the logo of the feather is considered to be having or seek guidance along the way.
Fortune Fast Life is a clothing brand!
by New York Tymes November 27, 2023
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Doin’ life risky

Similar to “living on the edge” but with much more flare and substance
“What are you doing with four skittles and a car battery!?”

“I’m doin’ life risky.”
by Edmond McEdmond June 13, 2019
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