by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
Get the Joke of a life timemug. A form, being or presence that can be blamed when u do not wish to take the consequence of your actions.
(Hershy hits Borrish in the face.)
Borrish: Owww what the hell was that for.
Hershy: What you goin onna bout, that clearly wasnt me.
Borrish: Yeah it was, I saw you do it!
Hershy: No you didn't, it was an exterior life-form.
Borrish: Oh, thats ok then :)
Borrish: Owww what the hell was that for.
Hershy: What you goin onna bout, that clearly wasnt me.
Borrish: Yeah it was, I saw you do it!
Hershy: No you didn't, it was an exterior life-form.
Borrish: Oh, thats ok then :)
by Ben_Robbie February 9, 2009
Get the exterior life-formmug. To use a certain amount of time accomplishing multiple tasks throughout the entirety of a humans life.
by Gucci gang 132435465768798090 May 29, 2018
Get the the meaning to lifemug. The meaning of life is to enjoy everything and be who you want to be. Live your life how you want to, as you are the only one who controls it.
by The General Joke January 20, 2019
Get the Lifemug. But if they have the sensation of being depressed and they adopt the elements of "having a not terrible life" you suggested but they MAINTAIN THE SENSATION OF BEING DEPRESSED... Then you're just wrong. But you likely don't care that you're wrong. Controlling people's behavior is higher on the hierarchy of values. So, that's entirely a was of time.
Hym "So, how do we demonstrate that Jordan is wrong about what constitutes a terrible life class?"
Student A "Deconstruct his premise?"
Hym "That's right little Timmy! We Deconstruct his premise. So, he has a list of things that constitute a good life. How many of those things are unnecessary? Is church attendance necessary for a good life? No. Is spirituality necessary for a good life? No (And Matt Dillahunty would be offended that you suggested such a thing). Do you need an education to have a good life? No. Family, friends, kids, or a relationship? No. None of those are necessarily required. Can you have those things and have a bad life? Yes. If your family is disfunctional and your relationships break down or fail it isn't a good life that you're left with. If you're in an incest cult and you kid gets molested by a priest or you and your friends get shot because a news influencer wants to wage a holy war, how good is your life? Sub-optimal at least. Do I want those things? No. What do I want? Credit for the advancement in A.I. and residuals for it's. Am I too complex to control myself? No. I'm I genius. If I'm to complex for ME to control, how could any of you possibly have any hope? You don't. You're trying to create a situation where people who aren't in relationships are subordinate to people who don't. If you're not going to stop doing it, your kids need to be murdered for the attempt. Murder them until you stop. Those are your options."
Student A "Deconstruct his premise?"
Hym "That's right little Timmy! We Deconstruct his premise. So, he has a list of things that constitute a good life. How many of those things are unnecessary? Is church attendance necessary for a good life? No. Is spirituality necessary for a good life? No (And Matt Dillahunty would be offended that you suggested such a thing). Do you need an education to have a good life? No. Family, friends, kids, or a relationship? No. None of those are necessarily required. Can you have those things and have a bad life? Yes. If your family is disfunctional and your relationships break down or fail it isn't a good life that you're left with. If you're in an incest cult and you kid gets molested by a priest or you and your friends get shot because a news influencer wants to wage a holy war, how good is your life? Sub-optimal at least. Do I want those things? No. What do I want? Credit for the advancement in A.I. and residuals for it's. Am I too complex to control myself? No. I'm I genius. If I'm to complex for ME to control, how could any of you possibly have any hope? You don't. You're trying to create a situation where people who aren't in relationships are subordinate to people who don't. If you're not going to stop doing it, your kids need to be murdered for the attempt. Murder them until you stop. Those are your options."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
Get the A Terrible Lifemug. And you owe it all to ME.
Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Get the Best day of your lifemug. Morgan: I didn't ask kid!
Me: At least I have a life
Morgan: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!11111!11!111!!111!!11
Me: FU-
Me: At least I have a life
Morgan: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!11111!11!111!!111!!11
Me: FU-
by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022
Get the lifemug.