Sergeant Johnson

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.

Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--

by e4c5 September 18, 2011

Kyle Johnson

sexiest man alive, wants to f*ck this ass, thinks jack sparrow is hot, & everything in between

Kyle Johnson will marry me someday

by baylen.kyle.peej April 25, 2020

Johnny Boy

A man who deserves a medal but has never really won a prize before.

"Johnny Boy deserves a medal but he's never really won a prize before!"

by dipandpip May 31, 2018

johnny cade

A greaser from the book/movie called the outsiders.He dies after getting severe burns by saving kids from a burning church.Johnny was beaten at home and ignored.If you can imagine a dark puppy that's been kicked around too many times,you'll have Johnny Cade.

Pg.14 of the book describing Johnny Cade.

Or..Quit being such a Johnny Cade/Johnnycake

by KylieWinston January 12, 2014

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

johnny b drop

This is when you are loosing in a game and need to clutch, or when you want to be good. It is really common to scream at the beginning of a round "I'm going to johnny b drop now" and then just win. You take the enemys hops, including one 360, one no scope and the enemy alt f4s. It is named after famous johnny b!

YOOO I JOHNNY B DROPPED THIS KID, HE IS SO BAD !!!!!

by KaiUwe August 31, 2020

Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs

Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever

by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014