professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005

Dick and bread

Used to describe anger, but is most commonly used to describe the weather.

"Holy crap, it's cold as Dick and Bread outside!"

by A piece of Broccli January 11, 2009

schick dick

A shaved male pubic area.

"I'm not lighting my balls on fire! I'll end up with a schick dick!"

by Zacharias October 28, 2004

rhino dick

the condition where a man's genitalia is inflamed with poison oak resulting in redness of the skin, swelling, scaly skin resembling the skin of a rhinoceros.

I got really bad rhino dick from peeing in the woods last week.

by elconyado August 23, 2011

limp dick

Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.

I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.

by sonni vitale...... April 21, 2008

dial-a-dick

Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with

No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.

by yoshi77 December 9, 2008

Brick dick

Slang for the "Mechanical Engineering Engineering Mechanics" (MEEM) building at Michigan Technological University.

I have to get to the brick dick for class.

by Ryan March 13, 2004