Cottage Cheese 

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

Cottage Cheese by shea1bear January 24, 2009

mac and cheese afro 

Unruly blonde pubic hair.

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.

mac and cheese afro by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

The cheese pizza (ver) 

When you are sucking a bitches titty, and you bite her nipple off. This gives the affect of a pepporoniless pizza.

I was fucking this bitch and sucking her titties, when I noticed she had two double D pepporoni pizza's.

The cheese pizza (ver) by Mike Jacobs July 1, 2005

grilled-cheese 

The consistency of a old woman's Vagina.

Your mother's vagina is just like a tasty grilled-cheese.

grilled-cheese by the buster April 9, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

Ham and Cheese Sandwich by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

hobo dick cheese 

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

hobo dick cheese by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017

chode cheese 

cody aka chodey aka chodey

chodey aka cody is a chode cheese

chode cheese by ADF June 26, 2004