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John

John is very john. Hes a red carpet and he likes to eat strawberries. He has a sister called Basia. : )
Person 1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE! ITS A JOHN
Person 2: john. pray to john.
by duck124 March 13, 2022
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john kerry

A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
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I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
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by Juan Gomez July 19, 2008
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John Paul

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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.
by Proteins May 9, 2018
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John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation
You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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Daddy John

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy
WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD
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