lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022

Sloppy Toppy Exchange

When two individuals take turns pleasing each other with oral sex

Damn bro that sloppy toppy exchange was wild last night she had me thinking about unsneaking our link

by Duckum January 18, 2022

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022

get tophied

beat your opponent by 0.01 of a difference, even more exciting when done last second.

Player1: Oh my God, he just beat me by -0.01
Average Trackmania Player: GET TOPHIED MATE

by strus_amogus May 8, 2022

Hot topic

its a store. nothing controversial here

i went there and got some earrings

guy1: where did u get that sanrio shirt
guy2: I got it from hot topic

by c.yan May 10, 2022

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

lily_topdog247

Fucking slut face who doesn’t know the meaning of the word joke and was being annoying so I could barley watch the footy.

‘lily_topdog247 is what you are’

by harrys.fruitbowl June 11, 2022