Switzerland dog Pound

When a man from Switzerland has vicious anal with a dog

Ryan did a Switzerland dog pound last night

by Swazey1450 February 27, 2023

Dog Suckin’ Season

Typically around the summer months, in the time frame somewhere between Memorial Day and mid-September, where hot dogs are consumed in numbers much higher than fall or winter.

“Only one hot dog?!”
“Yeah…”
“Dude, you gotta have two, it’s Dog Suckin’ Season!”

by Forskee June 3, 2022

Kiss your dogs

Its what you say when you are not sure how things might turn out, when you are playing risky. It's akin to "kiss your butt goodbye" but it's closer to "kiss your toes goodbye".

Alex was driving really fast down a slippery leaf hill when Tora exclaimed, "kiss your dogs!" And then Lonny giggled effluvently.

by Colorslurk November 14, 2021

the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"

I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.

by TheGingerIrish July 25, 2022

Ohio-Kufar-Dog

From modern Koudeilandic myths and children's games and internet culture. Ohio-Kufar-Dogs are average atheists during the day, but at night, they turn into vicious (often rabid) dogs, much like werewolves, and chase people through woods and/or quiet suburban streets at night. When the Ohio-Kufar-Dog comes near you, you will hear the song Swag Like Ohio by Lil B playing in the distance with bass turned up very high and it will become louder as the close in on you. The only ways to escape Ohio-Kufar-Dogs is to crush up leaves from a Wax Myrtle plant (Myrica Cerifera)and rub them on your skin. Muslims also claim saying "A'udhu billahi min ash-shaytan ir-rajeem," also makes them vanish if you have no Wax Myrtle leaves.

The Ohio-Kufar-Dog pack charged through the pines and Antarctic moss, closing in. My hear nearly beat out my chest as I heard bells and a man saying "It's ya boy little B," and I barely made it to the creek full of myrtle groves when I heard "Swag like Ohio, f__king all these b--ches," but luckily, I'm alright because introduced Wax Myrtle spread all over coastal Koudeiland.

by Luv Grand Kalligeezal Island March 26, 2023

Hot Dog Ride

A game of strength and determination played by hot dog and mountain sport enthusiasts around the world. The game involves a mountain sport of choice (snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, sledding) where the object of the game is to hold a hot dog in between your buttocks cheeks, down the mountain without a) piercing the skin of the hot dog or b) dropping the hot dog. The game can be played with a variety of hot dogs and sausages, but it is primarily based upon the local cased meat of choice. Loser has to eat the winners hot dog, while still warm, without the addition of condiments.

An alternative scoring system was developed in North Eastern United States where the internal temperature of the hot dog is measured before and after the ride to give extra bonus points, accordingly.

"Dude, sick Hot Dog Ride! You nubbed that kicker and the casing is still in premo shape!"

"Broheim, your H-Dog is hotter than your blood temperature at 100.4degF. Extra Double Bonus points brah!!"

"Dawg, check his grundle for hand warmers!"

by Jonas B. December 16, 2013

Bam the good dog

Just a really good dog.

Wow! You see that Bam the good dog over there? Such a nice dog.

by not bam August 4, 2018