Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.

"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"

by Biiig Z September 25, 2011

edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!

Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢

by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021

legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

Black Handed

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.

Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.

by Juhdd November 3, 2018

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023