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Cool John

Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
by Ramentae November 21, 2021
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John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin
This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john
by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021
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Eben John

The best Pornstar from 2010 to 2021.Very bad behaviour ,has intensions to kill others.Dirty minded and his a 100/100 Khozi .
by Johan John November 22, 2021
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Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.
Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”
by anonymous April 1, 2024
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6.0 John

Owner of big polar bear that loves to spin the tires and race every fn in sight, Big polar bear is a ten thousand pound longgggggg bed work truck, 6.0 john also dated the daughter of a person on street outlaws, but that bitch was a torta. Also a lover of the one and only GABE FERREL !!
OMG is that 6.0 John im getting so wet!
by SRT.Ant April 7, 2024
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What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit
Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
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Johning

To mess about or act silly, said by someone trying to prove authority but in a humouross way
People messing about:
“Can we all please stop johning about
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
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