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butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.
Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...
by picc285 May 31, 2019
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slut butt

Britney H.! shes such a slut but and sunny likes!!!
wow stop being such a lovely slut butt!
by Sunny August 20, 2004
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Birdtown butt plug

When a dirty girl from Robbinsdale wants to stick her thumb up your ass and then wants to smell her thumb.
Guy 1 That girl Sarah wanted to give me a Birdtown butt plug last night.
Guy 2 She looks like someone who would try that. So you do it then?
Guy 1 No doubts, had to try it.
Guy 2 Bong!!!!
by RemingtonJSteeleIII May 19, 2015
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Dirty Butt Nation

(proper noun) A very dangerous, secretive, Nationwide criminal syndicate with international connections. Composed of, but not completely or exclusively, of crooked, felonious, rough, street-wise prostitutes, the Dirty Butt Nation, or DBN, is involved in and/or has a hand in every different type criminal enterprise known to law enforcement and several unknowns as well. With ties to drug smuggling, human trafficking, extortion, kidnapping, assassination, etc., etc, the heart of the criminal underworld does not beat without the involvement of the DBN. Very similar to the Underground Railroad during Slavery in this country during pre-Civil War days, the DBN have a very elaborate and intricate networking system throughout the world. This writer is now in fear of his own life as a contract has no doubt been put on this writer's head for even bringing the name DBN into the light, let alone urbandictionary. Com
The armed robbery looked to be the work of the Dirty Butt Nation, or DBN, as the work appeared to be done by a group where everything went off flawlessly and impeccable. The Dirty Butt Nation was a criminal organization that was no stranger to the in and out armed robbery.
by Nikki Stixx November 21, 2019
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Butt Buster

After giving a female anal sex the male then proceeds to get a sharp knife and then stabs her in the ass, using the blood as lube to then anal fuck the females cat or dog!
Dave: Man last nite i heard frank butt buster (Busted) nadia...now shes dead, and her cat, and Frank is doing life behind bars!

Frank: no i aint i escaped and im gonna rape you!

Dave: aaahhhhhh shit someone save me!
by Fuck your NAN!! CJR#14 October 22, 2008
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butt buddy

A padded pair of drawers/skiveys worn by insecure men with flat ass syndrome.
We all knew that Kenny was wearing a butt buddy. What's he gonna do if he picks up a number?
by MODNAR April 12, 2004
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Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....
by JasperRide March 29, 2015
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