falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut

I did a falcon nut last night with my brother

by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025

nut

Your monthly cost to live and operate your dream business.

I need money to make my nut.

by m0m0zart August 17, 2025

nut nirvana

the sensation one feels when they are so excited they feel the sensations buddhists describe as ‘nirvana’. The sensation can occur in many places near or around the genitals

I am feeling so nut nirvana today because I did good on my math quiz

by reettttttttttt May 2, 2023

Deez nuts

Cool

Deez nuts in you jaws

by Ice did February 23, 2022

The Nut-Paradox

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad

Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.

by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022

bust nut

The verb, to shower.

Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"

by Captain Rev May 4, 2020

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021