Cheese Cyclone

When multiple guys collect their dick cheese over a long period of time and store it in a sock in a hidden place. (Under bed, closet) before wetting it and letting it ferment for a couple weeks. One then spins the sock around and smacks people with it.

Guy one: Holy shit! Connor got hit with the cheese cyclone.

Guy two: I know! I hit him with it!

by DickCheeseOnToast December 10, 2021

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge

Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich

by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025