A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children
That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.
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That poor Popsicle kid. Her mom has her in a blue shirt AND blue shorts. OH MY GOSH, her socks are blue too!
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