Mexin' Time

A phrase uttered by a Mexican before the Mex evereywhere.

"Did you hear about Jose taking down those thugs?" "Yeah, I liked the part when he said it's Mexin' time and Mexed all over those guys!"

by Deezium September 11, 2023

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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

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Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024

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Timmy time is the perfect storm of means (money), motive (bored with been a grownup) and opportunity (weekend with no responsibilities or commitments) where a Timmy can take a cocktail of drugs and alcohol and float around the city catching up with old like minded friends

My girlfriend is at her parents for the weekend so I can have Timmy time

by Wiseinmythirties June 13, 2018

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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

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