The hottest guys in the world. They usually have a flat ass, but their massive bulging cocks make up for it. They can also perform anal sex on themselves when erect, AND soft.
by CoolGuyCooper November 2, 2021
Get the Joe Romanomug. biggest cock, gets loads of bitches, funniest guy, sexy as fuck, immaculate rizz, also gets called the rizzard of oz, don’t let him talk to your girl cos he’ll take her
by Joexr17 December 29, 2022
Get the Joemug. Abe were you going to meet your bird erin? Aye min im OMW x. What the heeeel why is joe snapchat pegging my bird eh.
by Joe snapchat December 19, 2020
Get the Joe Snapchatmug. Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.
by BigSlop January 15, 2018
Get the Sloppy Joemug. A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."
Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
Get the Joe Rogan Smilemug. 
This blonde dude that is just AMAZING!!
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.
- who’s that hot dude
- name’s joe
- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!
-yh… guess who he’s taken by
- probs some hot ass chick
- nope! By me 😏
- name’s joe
- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!
-yh… guess who he’s taken by
- probs some hot ass chick
- nope! By me 😏
by SOTASANAHTA September 30, 2021
Get the Joemug.