Roses are red, Violets are blue 

The deepest poems you will find in the galaxy, fuck, maybe even in the whole omniverse. Even the aliens couldn't come up with this shit man.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sometimes I like to put on my wife's dresses, and cry in the corner of my room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue by 42069forlife October 4, 2021

Do you listen to Girl In Red? 

An expression in reference to the popular queer music artist 'Girl In Red' who writes indie/bedroom-pop style songs about two girls in love with each other. Her music is widely popular throughout the LGBTQ+ and Lesbian communities. The phrase "Does she listen to Girl In Red?" or its more direct variation, "Do you listen to Girl In Red?" is typically used as a more secretive way to ask someone if they or a certain person is/are a Lesbian.

Bob: Hey Sally, do you listen to Girl In Red?
Sally: Yes, now stand behind the line or your girlfriend will be mine.

Do you listen to Girl In Red? by ChickenScrxtch82 January 4, 2021

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead 

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

99 red balloons 

only the best song ever

originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger

i like rocking out to 99 red balloons

99 red balloons by Tizzle May 13, 2005

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

bosten red sock

the bosten red sock is when having anal sex with a women you stick the penis in the anus without any lube and in the out stroke the inner linning of the anus retracts around the penis there for looking like a red sock !

carl was fucking erin from behind when he decided to slip it in her ass without lube and finding he soon had a bosten red sock on his penis !

bosten red sock by casey thompson May 27, 2006

Uncorking the Red Wine

when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out

Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.

Uncorking the Red Wine by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010