sex monkey

a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"

LOOK!!!! thats some real sex monkeys right there

sex monkey by ZOMBIE!! June 8, 2010

monkey butt 

a prolapsed arse, resembling that of a baboons arse or any other of those wonderful red arsed primates we descend from.

After removing the bulbous 12" butt plug she had a very impressive case of monkey butt.

monkey butt by AaronMF October 3, 2005

bohemian butt monkey 

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

bohemian butt monkey by unknown June 11, 2006

butt monkey

A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.

As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.

butt monkey by Eric the Computer Guy October 26, 2003

Monkey Boy 

A man with a simian gait and a tendancy towards random acts of mischief.

Has Monkey Boy swaggered off with the rent to buy a bag of garys again.

Monkey Boy by Gareth Mitchell January 11, 2004

chunky monkey 

When providing cunnilingus, the discovery of a piece of white discharge in one's mouth.

I was trying to rev up that dead fish by going down on her and I found a chunky monkey.

chunky monkey by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.

Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.

tit monkey by T-Moneytitmonkey November 21, 2007