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Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.
Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024
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Tiktok Hands

The overuse of hands and gestures to emphasize words or express feelings in short-form videos, which now permeates real-world conversations.
I was on a date with a girl, and she had the worst case of TikTok Hands ever. I couldn't pay attention to anything she was saying cause her hands were flying everywhere.
by E.V.Ve September 21, 2025
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
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Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”
by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025
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333 hands

a group filled with grey hats that took inspiration from the angel number, “333”. They mainly mind their own business, and target terrible individuals.
333 hands is cool!”
by yummybloodsign October 7, 2025
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Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
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Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
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