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New York

place. Delightful city built on repurposed islands saved from a lonely existence by hardy entrepreeurs. Home to many sports clubs who have seen better times New York is now home to many museums and more lithe actors than is healthy.
New York is not a national park. Build something! Sing and dance! Dunk Be a star!
by gnostic3 November 20, 2019
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New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?
by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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Fake News

When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday

Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
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New Snort

When something is a new call/news.
That video is a new snort.
by Ak47igmomm November 28, 2019
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new snowflake

People who cry SJW (social justice warrior) about everything that challenges their own point of view regarding race, culture, sexuality, and politics. The word "new" denotes that this is a fairly recent category of people who typically use the term "snowflake" to describe "triggered" and "overly sensitive" people, despite behaving this way themselves for fairly trivial issues.
After being corrected about how saying "Ni hao" (hello in Chinese) to a Korean woman is inappropriate because you should not assume someone's ethnicity before trying to talk to them in a different language, the new snowflake cried out in a fit of rage that "SJWS are so dumb!! I bet you guys cannot tell the difference between Polish and Germans!"

"Oh my god, you SJWs are never happy," said the new snowflake, enraged that anyone would dare to comment on how plus sized models do not depict normal figures, forgetting that all models generally have bodies that do not represent the average figure.
by BrownBearBrownBear April 19, 2019
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new lothrop school

A little school located in a little yee yee redneck town of New Lothrop. The school gives you 10 day suspension for jumping a snow bank with your big yee yee truck on school property. They also tend to frown upon blowing your neighbors cat up.
Have you heard of New Lothrop School, they give you a suspension for jumping your truck.
by Whodat56 April 25, 2019
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No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.
Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear
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