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john holetrane 

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
john holetrane by Tex Tile September 23, 2016

john holetrane 

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
john holetrane by Tex Tile September 17, 2016

blue holed 

When a chick is masturbating but for some reason can't finish herself off and she just leaves herself sore. Like blue balls, but totally different.
So I was playing with this guy online and fingering myself and he turned out to be a douchey disappointment. I tried to finish but it wasn't working, I just ended up blue holed and I did it to myself.
blue holed by a disapppointment September 3, 2016

stoner holes 

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.
i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed
stoner holes by quixotickane June 30, 2016

Slip holes 

When you swap between both holes of your girl.
"We bang ok?" Now its time to do some slip holes
Slip holes by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Rubbing holes 

Rubbing holes is when two women rub each other vaginas together
Two horny women left the bar to go rubbing holes together
Rubbing holes by Bing-a-ling5 November 26, 2016