John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021

john saupp

a person who is overely obsessed with video games mainly call of duty , is a ginger

1: im not playin cod
2: wow ur gay
1: dude ur being a john saupp

by twister743w July 27, 2011

John

swag king BESTIE :) -riley

John = swag king

by uh swag 🥺 January 14, 2021

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025

John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022