an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.
by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009
Get the zeus dickmug. A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
Get the Burger Dickmug. by Nate-the Great January 25, 2009
Get the dick bitemug. One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.
by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009
Get the dick shoemug. an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick
Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!
by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008
Get the dick kitemug. by Tpain1978 March 25, 2019
Get the Bees dickmug. When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.
I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.
by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010
Get the The Moby Dickmug.