Nanged the cat

When you fuck something up so badly you have "nanged the cat"

The origin of this tale leads to Fintan Morrison who once told his group of friends that his dad had decided to put down their dying cat by suffocating it in a barrel of nitrous oxide. (a very large nang)

This has then taken the form of a straightforward insult, where " nanged the cat" is in the equivalent of "you've really fucked up" so yeah

"You literally vomited into the beezys mouth last night fintan,

- Yeah, I really nanged the cat on that one"

by Nanged The Cat April 9, 2021

Cat Activity

An intellectual way of calling someone’s activity “pussy behavior”, calling a person a “pussy”, or redirecting someone’s negative comment back to themselves.

“Ew, gay people.” - Bob
“Cat Activity.” - Reply to Bob, implying that Bob is a pussy for typing/saying this

by navosyz October 14, 2023

Hell Cat Speed Chase

Hell Cat Speed Chase

Hell Cat Speed Chase

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

woman's cat! Put it in a

The word that makes Urban Dictionary say: Get the woman's cat! Put it in a mug.

Get the woman's cat! Put it in a mug.

by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ June 9, 2024

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023

Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

by O'Reilly Auto Parts... OWWW!! October 18, 2019