2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

Left for Dead 2

A videogame from 2009 created by Valve in which 4 survivors named Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle make it from Point A to B before escaping at the finale it has a large variety of campaigns and the expert mode makes you wanna die

Guy 1: Wanna play Left for Dead 2?

Guy 2: Sure but I’m being Coach

by Emersed February 12, 2025

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A brilliant thing to do when one is feeling so FRIGGIN BORED, that one tries to literally gulp up the urban dictionary, leaving maybe a single grain of sand behind, but guess what, this word is PART of that single grain of sand!
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by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024

2 - 10

2am to 10am shift. The phone goes nuts. The busiest hours for dedicated dealers. When the club's close down and people want to keep the party going. Shit gets busy; popping. Money gets made.

Cherri was upset that she could never reach her dealer during the day. When she asked him about it he answered. "It's a lifestyle, 2 - 10. You wouldn't understand"

by Sabs84 July 9, 2019

My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

August 2

National Kida Day :3

august 2 is kida’s day bc yes

by timeoftides August 2, 2023

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Is a person who is bored.

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by 673020218 RISA HONTIVEROS December 31, 2024