John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
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John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"
John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
Joe : "John Cena"
John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
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