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Your Mom

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.
Boy 1: Your mom is so fat she broke the chair
Boy 2: Your mom ate my di-
by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022
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ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4
ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth
by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

a commonly used word that you can use for anything and EVERYTHING all most and basic white boy you find will say it. this is also a very overused word.
you- what you after school
basic white boy- ur mom
by BlueBarryBeeBenson March 29, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.
Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?
by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom

ur mom is a very offencive word to win any fight
personA: yeah well fuck you
personB: yeah well fuck ur mom

(walks off cooly) (other persons jaw drops) personB: yeah dont mess with me
by skye<33 September 16, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
mugGet the Soccer mommug.

ur mom

ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-
Jason: " you what the ugliest is? "
Toby: " YOuR Mom?! HAhaHAAhahHahHahHAa"
by Ari039 November 17, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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