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put a crete in that hoe

shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk
"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove
by biggreen2000 April 30, 2022
mugGet the put a crete in that hoemug.

fantasy hoe

A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.
“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”

“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
by PAPA$PICE April 22, 2018
mugGet the fantasy hoemug.

Double Hoe

A man who has messed around with/dated/be in relationships with multiple women makes him a hoe. If he has confessed his love or said "love you" to more than one woman, he is a double hoe.
Yeah, he dated multiple women and told two he loved them. He is such a double hoe.
by MANEATERDICTIONARY March 30, 2025
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English Hoe

A person who is brilliant in any of the following fields of study: English, History, Literature, anything that involves a lot of English written work.
Alexandra was always into her English literature work, many would call her an English hoe for her passion and knowledge in literature. She started planning and developing a book idea that she's had for quite some time, having her girlfriend right beside, supporting her along the way.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
mugGet the English Hoemug.

hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.
elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"
by Raibae October 15, 2017
mugGet the hoe clawsmug.

plunger hoe

A girl who is extremely stupid and flirts with a lot of boys. She gets plunged regularly.
That girl Gracie B is such a plunger hoe.
by HoeMaster1122 May 20, 2016
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Hoe-T.S.D

The term for flashbacks of horrific one night stands and regrettable sexual encounters.
I have proper bad Hoe-T.S.D from last weekend, I keep seeing the look on his face when I queefed!
by JB2025 December 29, 2024
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