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I smell what you're stepping in. 

I understand what you're saying
-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

fuck you i won't do what you tell me 

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.
1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.
A vague response to questions about your general status. The opposite of chilling.
Person 1: Yo man, you just chillin or what?
Person 2: Well I'm not chilling, so I guess I'm or what.

Person 1: What do you think that man is doing over there?
Person 2: Oh he's just or whatting.
or what by Gyro Dude December 8, 2010

It is what it Is 

describes something that can not and does not need to be changed or will not be changed, but is generally not important enough to fight over and can be overcome. In a bureaucracy, where some jaba the hut type is standing in the way, do like Gen George Patton and just go around the idiots...Originated by this author on the south side of chicago in the early 1990's when being the token white guy trying to help rightfully angry blackfolk(think obama's preacher) deal with a university's attempt to pave over their homes to make way for a larger campus. Used the phrase to transition to positive issues and ways to turn a negative into a positive or an irrelevant.
That idiot from the city is the same guy who lied to us 10 years ago when he convinced us to accept the old plan and they took away our homes and never built new ones. Why should we trust anything he says ??

You shouldn't...it is what it is...he has three more years until his pension kicks in and he doesn't have the support to stop this from going forward.

shake what yo momma gave ya 

To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.
cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.

i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. 

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.