south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 1, 2003

twosie in the bank

v. to need to poop, usually soon.

"Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!"

by Delta Sig January 3, 2008

Ass in the Bitch

A variant of saying "fuck the bitch in the ass" but used as a derogatory term of telling someone to fuck their own ass. Only to be used by the superior elitist. Boom shakalaka!

Joey: Fuck the ass in the bitch you piece of fuckhole!

Mildred: Okay.

by John Smith Is God April 1, 2010

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

Up The Butt

1. Having a rod of any type in your rectum. (Usually pertaining to Buggery)

2. Withholding an excessive amount of a certain item. (You have so much of an item it's going up your butt)

1. Ignacio: Dude, Juan Carlos likes it up the butt, dude.
Jermain: Yeah, but who doesn't?
Ignacio: Totally.

2. D'Markuus: Dude you have so much food!?!
Timothy: Yea, I pretty much have cheetos up the butt.

by TheTurdFromHell October 17, 2007

bob the builder

A fag made of clay. he fucks his bitchy coworker made of clay and her cat...which is also *Suprise* made of clay. he painted eyes and mouths on his consruction vehicles and likes to talk to them.

Whispers: we know hes on crack.

"bob the butthole! can we fuck it?

Bob the butthole! We are Fags!

by fag January 20, 2005

Up The Butt

(anal sex) When a male sticks his penis into a female or male's ass! 'Causing pleasure, and absolutely no way for the female to get pregnat.

I want to fuck her up the butt.

by WonderWizard November 29, 2010