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Kibbles N’ Shits 

When a dogs shit is so delicious and succulent, it’s worth a second go around. Careful for the corn kernels,
No one is quite sure what will happen to them a second time through.....
Hey man, you’re all out of dog food and you’re days from pay day.

“No sweat man! My dog loves him some Kibbles N’ Shits! Wanna go to Dave and Busters?”
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Kibbles n' Shits 

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.
"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."
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N.I.G.G.A. n'at n word N-Word Pass N.E.M.O. N-Bomb N-Gage n/a n' shit N.O.R.E

slap 'n' slayer 

a slap n slayer is someone who knows whats what and knows how to slap and slay.
"Shes a really good slap 'n' slayer"

shaft n slide 

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
shaft n slide by Ahent June 3, 2019

Beat N’ Eat 

1) the simultaneous actions of beating your meat and eating out your partner.

2) the action of beating your and/or your partners meat, proceeded by the action of you eating your partner out, and/or your partner eating you out.

Also see: Suck N’ Fuck
After foreplay, my partner loves to partake in a good ol’ Beat N’ Eat.

The N-Word Pass

Thigh N-word pass is when a high status black person grants a hwite person the abillity to manipulate their vocabulary into including the divinated N-Word.
"can i have the n-word pass?"

"lol sure"
"NIGGGAAAAAAAA"

Shake n’ skeet 

When a woman has an orgasm so extreme, it causes her whole body to shake while she squirts at the same time.
“I totally got Kate to shake n’ skeet last night!”