chode penis 

A thick small penis

Sean has a chode penis,and the girls dont like it.

chode penis by owen_€£ April 28, 2014

Portland Penis Prickler 

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

Portland Penis Prickler by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

majestic penis 

A man that can handle his penis well and cause multiple orgasms. Also can be very erotic.

That man is a majestic penis.

majestic penis by asbnbyyder February 27, 2015

flaming penis 

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

flaming penis by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

totally penis 

The dopest thing to exist since parachute pants. Or maybe Alexander the great, I forget.

"Did you watch the democratic debate last night?"
"Yeah, I did. Bernie Sanders' platforms are totally penis!"

totally penis by orangamang May 5, 2016

lil penis 

Slang for micro penis.

Person 1: Yo look at this dooood
Person 2: I bet hes got a lil penis

lil penis by lilweiner April 21, 2017

Turkish-Penis

Another name for Camel Light cigarettes. Term is derived from the Turkish Domestic Blend on the label and the cigarettes oddly similar shape to a middle eastern mans groin.

- "What's that smell?"
- "I just smoked a turkish-penis"

Turkish-Penis by Bounty_Hunter007 August 17, 2017