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Great Hoe Reformation

When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024
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Hoe

Someone who walks around everywhere showing off tits or/and ass
by Yabutch October 29, 2019
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hoe

usually a word that other girls call each other in a n act of exaggeration when they see another girl touch their crush. it originally is a word similar to slut, but now you can be a hoe if you just arm wrestle a guy.
becky: omg jenna’s shoulder just touched brandon’s shoulder
karen: JENNA IS A HOE
by anonymousdefiniton March 11, 2018
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Pump Hoe

A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.
"Amanda is such a pump hoe."

"My grandmother loves Amanda"
by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024
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(Man)-/hoe

Has Julia break up with him and then calls her a hoe then 3 days later puts about this girl on his story.....who’s the (man)-/hoe now?
by Kingkj676 September 13, 2019
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premature hoe

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out
Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.
by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008
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Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!
by MayaLN January 18, 2018
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