2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

Rule 2

You do not talk about Rule 1.

Person 1: Hey do you wann know what Rule 1 is?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 3: WOAH WOAH WOAH... Rule 2...
Person 1: Oh yeah sorry I forgot.

by Internet rules October 8, 2019

.1.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.1.

.1.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.1.

.1.Potential, pote.1.N.2.tial, potentiaL.1.

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

September 2

Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

Wow ur birthday is September 2 . you poop 6 minutes and 18 seconds!

by Orė-shwæx December 15, 2021

Gonsta type 2

Shitting and Cumming at the same time with a sexually transmitted disease

Babe I'm gonna gonsta type 2, get help!!

by Gonsta Master January 6, 2024

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024