Coupang Eats 

Stupid Ripoff of Uber Eats

Alex: Why Coupang Eats is taking so long
Coupang Eats: Sorry for late due to issues please check back later
Alex: FUCK YOU AND I WANT REFUNDS AND I AM GOING TO EMART INSTEAD

Coupang Eats by Hyebun1 May 19, 2021

Shart Eater 

Someone or Something, that farts but poops and starts to eat and smell it while sucking on there toes

That Jamaal guy is such a shart eater.

Shart Eater by Dooki man May 26, 2021

shoe eater sam 

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

shoe eater sam by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

Skywalkin eats 

When you’re skywalkin n you eat some smack shit

I just put cinnamon and habanero on these lava cakes. That’s skywalkin eats!

Skywalkin eats by Hadori May 28, 2021

Fussy Eater

Someone who is very choosy about what food they eat.

"My mate Sam is a fussy eater, he doesn't eat squid unless it's coated in breadcrumbs or batter, octopus, or any kind of feet.

Fussy Eater by Paulie Gee June 9, 2021

Bottle Eating 

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bottle Eating by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

Rock Eater 

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa

Rock Eater by Subterra July 9, 2021