1 definition by Subterra

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
by Subterra July 9, 2021
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