Jeff'd

The act of being drunk well beyond what is safe.

Last weekend I got so jeff'd I'm gonna have to take it easy next time.

by franktankerous December 11, 2010

jason bourne'd

1.To effectively dispatch anyone ignorant enough to attempt an assault upon you, or a contact of high importance.

2. To make someone look breathtakingly inept during a physical confrontation.

3. To "rock the shit" as Brian Fantana put it.

"A bunch of wannabe gangsters tried to jump me, and I jason bourne'd them. Needless to say it was spectacular."

by scoobysnacks27 October 26, 2008

Msg'd

Food poisoning obtained from Pan-Asian Cuisine.

VOICE: MSG'd!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My stomach lining!

by Gamex July 7, 2003

The D Club

A club in which straight males show each other their penises to prove that they are not gay (first revealed by Aaron Hanson on the youtube channel called Game Grumps on the video called Ninjabread man)

Lets create a club where we just show each other our DICKS!

We had a club, called the D Club

by LovelyGrumpGirl April 27, 2014

Govan'd

When one is intoxicated to the point where they try and attach themselves to everything that moves(especially those of the opposite sex), pass out on their friends back garden and spray more than a broken fire hydrant

Fraser got Govan'd last night. It wasn't a pretty sight!

by Masonator117 August 17, 2014

A.D.D.

Literal Hell.
You cant get work done, and then you feel guilty about it, but still cant bring yourself to do the task.
People consistently use the term incorrectly.
Most people with A.D.D. choose to take medication, while some dont.

Girl : "OMG i soo have A.D.D. i can never focus in Mr. Jones math class"
Me, someone with A.D.D.
"bitch no. you don't have A.D.D. you just have a boring math class."

by hermione.granger.tf September 23, 2020

Sylar'd

To get the top of one's head removed in a way similar to when Sylar from the show "Heroes" removes his victims' brains by cutting off the top of their heads.

"You see that Heroes episode last night?"
"Yeah, man! Isaac totally got Sylar'd!"

Jimmy was looking the other way when the saw blade jumped off its track. Unfortuneately, Jimmy was Sylar'd.

by Fear The Hobbits May 13, 2007