dirty mexican cum blanket 

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

dirty mexican cum blanket by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

beer cum 

Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.

Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.

beer cum by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Ass Cum 

1. Unpleasant result from anal intercourse in which the cum leeks from the anus, discolored with feces, and chunks of feces. Can often lead to Anal Cream Corn.

2. A mutation in which the Vas deferens are routed to the rectum, resulting in ejaculation out of ones asshole.

1. "Dude you just farted ass cum back onto my dick"

2. "I just blew a load of cum out of my ass", says guy 1
Guy 2 retorts,"That, my friend, is what we call ass cum."
Guy 3,"mine usually comes from my dick."
Guy 1 states,"My semen always came out of my ass."

Ass Cum by Coocher January 22, 2008

Dominant Cum Position 

Phrase
noun

Term referring to the need/want for an individual to be on top of or in a "dominant" position with one's sexual partner in order to reach climax/orgasm.

Hey, babe, let me drive for awhile. Fucking in the front seat of the Honda is giving me a cramp, and I really wanna finish this up with a dominant cum position.

I sure am glad I had an egg sunny side up on top of my goetta! The extra protein gave me the energy to finish strong in a dominant cum position.

I love watching the way Tom moves when he is fucking me in a dominant cum position!

Dominant Cum Position by Margeauxx McBeavers November 26, 2010

double cum 

When a man cums twice (or more) during sexual avtivity

"Mandy was sucking me off and I blew a load over her face, then she got on top of me and rode me wild until I shot another load in her pussy - it was the best double cum I've ever had!"

double cum by Greedy cummer January 31, 2008

double barreled cum gun 

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

double barreled cum gun by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

egg nog cum

1. what cum is called when it fills a cup so much that it looks like thick egg nog
2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickness(usually considered disgusting) and thus create a stronger image; often used in an insulting context.

1. I thought that gargling egg nog cum could cure erectile dysfunction.
2a. The thick layer of viscous, white, sticky egg nog cum on the back seat of the car would not wash off after the three hours I had spent fucking.
2b. That band that played at the party just sucks egg nog cum.

egg nog cum by IntestinePoet December 28, 2005